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Dear Donna Death,
We as a couple are writing to ask your
advice about one of the oldest of romantic problems: interfaith marriage. You
see, one family belongs to the Esoteric Order of Dagon, and has for many
generations. The other belongs to the Starry Wisdom Sect --- Dad and Uncle are
deacons, in fact. If either of us converted, it would hurt one of the families
terribly. If it were anything so simple as a blasphemous inter-species mating
we'd have no problem; in fact, our folks would be all for it. But as it is, even
groups like Miscegenation Encounter want no part of us. What can we do?
Star-stone-crossed Lovers
Dear Crossed Lovers,
Your families can obviously never condone
unholy matrimony because of their ideological differences. Rather than a
conversion on either side or an uninspiring civil ceremony, living in sin seems
a delightful alternative.
Donna Death
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