Chariots of the Old Ones?

by Charles Garofalo and Robert M. Price

copyright © 1982 by Charles Garofalo and Robert M. Price
reprinted by permission of Charles Galofalo and Robert M. Price

 

Erich von Daniken, author of Chariots of the Gods?, Miracles of the Gods, and several other books of like nature, may be guilty of the worst case of pseudoscientific overkill in the twentieth century. To him, virtually any ancient relic is proof that beings from outer space once visited the Earth and inspired all the myths of gods and heroes. Any well-made bits of architecture, from the Egyptian and Aztec pyramids, to the Inca walls, to the buildings in Machu Picchu, were built with the help of benevolent men from Mars. Any old sculptures, from the winged men of Assyria and Babylonia, to the ancient stone heads in Mexico, to the Easter Island statues, were inspired by some odd looking alien. Von Daniken refuses to acknowledge human ingenuity or imagination, or even local artistic styles, in his crusade to prove man a mental quadriplegic who rode to civilization on the backs of more advanced races. The ironic thing is that H. P. Lovecraft expounded the same theories in his Cthulhu Mythos stories back in the nineteen thirties.

Cthulhu Drives a Flying Saucer

There are some remarkable parallels in Von Daniken's and Lovecraft's work. In Lovecraft's first major Cthulhu Mythos story "The Call of Cthulhu", a researcher discovers the cult of the Old Ones, a star-spanning race that once ruled the world, and now sleeps in sunken cities and underground caverns. They will recover "When the stars are right", according to their worshipers, a cult which has existed since prehistory and is now scattered about the world. These groups are found as far apart as China, Arabia, Siberia, and the South Seas. Later Mythos tales ("The Dunwich Horror", "The Whisperer inDarkness", "The Curse of Yig", "The Mound", "Medusa's Coil", and "Out of the Eons") spread the cult all over America, particularly New England, the Southwest, and the Deep South. Cthulhu and similar Old Ones are supposed to have influenced other religions, coming to be mentioned in Hindu myths under different names, and becoming the devils in various books of magic like the Necronomicon. Also widespread are idols and bas-reliefs of Cthulhu, portrayed as a giant man with an octopus for a head, scales like a dragon, huge claws, and vestigal wings.

According to Von Daniken, similar figures of a great bulky faceless man (= a person in a space suit) and a being with his or her head enclosed in a globe or halo of some sort are also to be found around the world. Von Daniken provides many pictures to prove it. The similarity between some is striking; in others it is slight, but it's usually there.

Von Daniken makes much of the recurrent theme of a powerful god who uses a lightning bolt as a weapon and begets demi-gods on mortal women. He believes the being was a more human-looking spaceman who was somehow reproductively compatible (perhaps because of some artifice) with Earth women. He must have been trying to improve the human race by begetting superior hybrids, as mythical demi-gods are usually depicted as incredibly strong, smart, magical, and given to discovering fire, founding cities, developing the art of weaving and similar useful things. (Personally, considering the behavior of Zeus and the rest, we'd be more inclined to suspect a spaceman on shore leave after being cooped up in that flying saucer for two or three years. The demi-gods were just a side effect. The lightning bolt would have been the ray gun he used to fight off enraged fathers and jealous husbands.)

Lovecraft also believed the alien races could be reproductively compatible with humanity. Hybrid offspring of this nature appear in "The Shadow over Innsmouth", "The Dunwich Horror", and "Medusa's Coil". The creatures in the first story are the spawn of Dagon and the Deep Ones, semihuman fishmen who worship Cthulhu. The second and third tales present the children of the Old Ones Yog-Sothoth and Cthulhu. They are always portrayed as beings of either ugly or odd appearance, with some supernatural ability, both of which are inherited from the inhuman branch of the family.

Admittedly, in his earlier stories, HPL treated the Old Ones as demons or evil gods. "The Call of Cthulhu" and "The Dunwich Horror" are both more supernatural than scientific. In the later tales ("The Horror in the Museum", "The Whisperer in Darkness", "The Shadow Out of Time", and At the Mountains of Madness) Lovecraft reveals more about the Old Ones. Cthulhu and his kin are one of many races from many planets. At the Mountains of Madness mentions the wars between the CthuIhu-spawn and the Mi-go (winged lobster-like critters who appeared first in "The Whisperer in Darkness") plus yet a third race of aliens, the star-headed Old Ones. Von Daniken also allows for different species of extraterrestrials, who fought over exactly how much control and what sort to exert over the humans. This was the inspiration of the legends of battling gods: Olympians vs. Titans, the Aesir fighting the Giants, etc. It also explains such characters as Satan and Prometheus, passing on knowledge the other gods don't want passed on.

In Search of Ancient Evil

As intimated above, the foundation of Von Daniken's thesis is the existence of various archaeological oddities which he claims are best explained as relics of the spacemen. Some of these require no such explanation, e.g., the Nazca carvings in Peru or the ancient Indian iron pillar which does not rust. (Von Daniken himself has since admitted the mundane origin of the latter.) Others, if authentic, are genuine stumpers, e.g., the enigmatic "Crystal Skull". Perhaps the best example would be the "prehistoric storage batteries" found in the Middle East. Doubt has been cast on whether these ceramic cylinders could really store electricity, but if they could we would indeed have some pretty convincing evidence of technology far too advanced for ancient man. (Of course, we'd still have to wonder just what the devil aliens who had mastered faster-than-light speed would be doing with Eveready batteries!)

Lovecraft makes extensive use of such discoveries. The horrifying disclosure of extraterrestrial intelligences predating man is the centerpiece of several of his stories (see "Jung and Lovecraft on Prehuman Artifacts" elsewhere in this issue). It is the discovery of paleologean cities that reveals the existence of the star-headed Old Ones and the Great Race of Yith.

Von Daniken and other proponents of the "ancient astronauts" hypothesis do not rest their case exclusively on archaeology. They are quick to seize upon fortuitous passages in the Bible and other ancient texts. For instance, it's not too hard to see spaceships in Ezekiel's flying wheel or in the flaming chariot that carried Elijah off. Von Daniken also makes the lost ark of the covenant into a radio set. In pretty much the same way, Zecharia Sitchin plays fast and loose with ancient Babylonian, Akkadian, and Sumerian texts in his erudite but futile book The Twelfth Planet. The idea in all such fanciful exegesis is that the ancient writers had no way of describing the wonders of extraterrestrial technology except to make it all miraculous and supernatural.

Surprisingly, Lovecraft did the same thing with the Necronomicon. In earlier stories, he had made that blasphemous book describe real supernatural horrors. But in the later tales, he implies that Abdul Alhazred did not know accurately whereof he spoke. What he made into gods and demons were simply aliens from space. The star-headed extraterrestrials in At the Mountains of Madness "were above all doubt the originals of the fiendish elder myths which things like the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon affrightedly hint about."

Friends of Yuggoth

In his stories, Lovecraft made the survival of Cthulhu-idols denote that there were still groups of people secretly worshiping the aliens. Von Daniken does not suggest this, except for occasional instances where this or that backward tribe needs an emergency visit by an alien to help get things moving. For example, he mentions one Amazonian tribe who worshipped a great bulky image representing a god who had visited them only sixty years before. But on the whole Von Daniken is content with indicating the remote origins of modern religions in our ancestors' dealings with aliens.

However, on the contemporary scene we do find something very similar to Lovecraft's continuing but clandestine sects. Readers of pop works like Brad Steiger's The Aquarian Revelations and UFO Missionaries, or more serious monographs like Batch and Taylor's "Seekers and Saucers" or Festinger, et al., When Prophecy Fails, know that there are indeed legions of folks who not only worship Von Daniken's aliens, but believe themselves to be in constant communication with them. The fanciful Aetherius Society is the most famous of these groups. Such UFO cults are caricatured (but not by much) in the form of Exidor's "Friends of Venus" sect on Mork and Mindy.

There is, of course, more than a passing similarity between these cults and Lovecraft's "Starry Wisdom Church" in "The Haunter of the Dark". Like George King of the Aetherius Society and Exidor of the Friends of Venus, Rev. Enoch Bowen claimed to be in contact with alien beings. Such "space brothers" in today's UFOcults bear names like "Ox-Ho", "Goo Ling", or "Mars Sector Six"; Bowen's contact was named "Nyarlathotep". Indeed the parallel between Lovecraft's Starry Wisdom cult and today's flying saucer religions is startlingly close. As a matter of fact, the similarities we have noted between Lovecraft's work and that of UFO-speculators like Von Daniken and Sitchin force us to raise the question of who influenced whom. Von Daniken was once actually asked if Lovecraft had been the source of any of his ideas. He not only denied it, but seemed never to have heard of HPL. Well then, might the influence run in the other direction? Could Lovecraft have had a "close encounter" with extraterrestrial intelligences, which inspired his writings? Don't bet on it.