FUN GUYS FROM YUGGOTH:
Robert M. Price

Issue 001

copyright © 1981 by Robert M. Price
reprinted by permission of Robert M. Price

It all began last November with my perusal of a shelf full of curiosities in a Providence bookshop overlooking Thayer Street. Chancing to be in the city with my girlfriend, I had stopped with her in the shop that night on the way to a film. As fate would have it, I stumbled upon a copy of Lovecraft Studies. Instantly recognizing it as the perfect home for an article I was then planning, I copied down the address of editor S. T. Joshi. In the coming months, I would lose the girl, but keep Joshi's address. There's a cruel trick of fate for you.

At any rate, I did submit the article, "Higher Criticism and the Necronomicon", and thus made my initial contact with my friend S. T. A few months later, I was to meet the whole Providence/Nashua axis: S. T., Jason Eckhardt, Marc Michaud, Ken Neily, Peter Cannon, Don Burleson, and Mollie Werba. The occasion was "NECON 81" at Roger Williams College.

My next encounter with this loathsome and nitrous crew was scant weeks later. I drove up from New Jersey for the occasion. So I was far from home, and the spell of the eastern sea was upon me. It was Lovecraft's Nativity, and we had come at last to the ancient sea town where my friends had kept festival for the last few years. Now we were few, and shared the rituals of mysteries that none living could understand. There beyond the hill's crest I saw Marblehead outspread frostily in the gloaming; Marblehead with its ancient vanes and steeples, wharves and graveyards, endless labyrinths of steep, narrow, crooked streets, and its dizzy church-crowned central peak that time durst not touch. We went out into the moonless and tortuous network of that incredibly ancient town. I followed my voiceless guides. Up, up, up, the eerie column slithered, toward the great white church. I noticed with a shudder that the ground bore no mark of passing feet, not even mine. But then what did I expect from a concrete sidewalk? Presently, Don Burleson mounted the steps of the church, and drew back his hood. Reverently and with deliberation, he intoned a passage from Alhazred's objectionable Necronomicon: "The nethermost caverns are not for the fathoming of eyes that see. . . . "

After these pious duties were completed, we all retired to the Arkham House of Pizza for a hearty repast. We munched cardboard-crust pizza, and as we were about to leave, the teenage girl managing the place offered to trade me her virtue for my jacket. But it was getting nippy out and I was dependent on the others for my ride. Besides, her name was Asenath and S. T. advised me it was a poor bet.

The Fun Guys from Yuggoth convened again recently for a party at Don and Mollie's new lair in Nashua. The house-warming proceeded apace as we burned the place to the ground. Now I am back in New Jersey, and if that simple fact were not horrifying enough, I await with clammy skin and sweating palms my next meeting with that dark brotherhood --- Hallowmas! lä Shub-Niggurath!

 

"[H. P. Lovecraft] was not himself an occultist, although well read in the literature. . . . His Cthulhu mythology is a complete and thoroughly rounded out job of invention, actually much more convincing than [Theosophists] Leadbeater and Besant's presumably literal account of remote things in Man, Whence, How and Whither. "

--- Marc Edmund Jones,
Occult Philosophy, 1947