MAIL-CALL OF CTHULHU

Issue 003

copyright © 1982 by Robert M. Price
reprinted by permission of Robert M. Price

Dear Bob,

Reading HPL for the first time was a disappointment. Not to say that I wasn't quite revved up enough for the experience. I read various articles, digested HPL's essay "Supernatural Horror in Literature" and studied your magazine quite well. To no avail! The first taste was bitter compared with the sweet enchantment you held out to me on a silver spoon. No, I don't mean that I prefer to be spoon fed, and I'm certainly not blaming HPL's literary inadequacies on his personal cosmic philosophy. It's just that HPL is much less a writer than, say, Edgar Allan Poe. HPL is a gross horror stylist; he lacks subtle adjectives. All his plot lines, as far as his major tales go ("The Colour Out of Space", "At the Mountains of Madness", "The Dunwich Horror", "The Shadow Out of Time", etc.) are rather monotonous, guessable "lead-up-to's" --- boy meets thing, Peter Pan-demon-ium from Nether-Nether-Land, etc.

EAP could twist my heart strings round his pinky: high notes, low notes, excitement, despair, terror, madness, tension, ecstasy, etc. But HPL just seems to write stories that slowly chug uphill at a grinding pace, like the little engine that could, slowly increasing the ratio of grotesque adjectives to nongrotesque ones, a page at a time, until the last page is reached. And then the full apprehension, the high watermark of each tale bursts, or pops off like the cork on a stale bottle of champagne.

Your blasphemous, cyclopean,
putridescent octopus-arachnid
eyed, literary critic from un-fathomed
abysses of time and space,

Ed Babinski

 

[Well, now! This ought to prove that Crypt of Cthulhu isn't just one more of those obsequious zines that is so slavishly devoted to Lovecraft that any word of criticism is regarded as near-blasphemy! Never mind the fact that Babinski may soon find himself nervously looking over his shoulder and hearing floorboards ominously creaking behind him. But anyway, we think he's scored some pretty legitimate points against HPL (forgive us, Grandpa!) that needed to be shared. Incidentally, believe it or not, an upcoming issue of Crypt (on "Lovecraft and the Inklings") will feature an article by Ed --- provided he can evade the Deep Ones long enough to write it, that is! --- Editor]